Hoarder

Just finished my few-day (honestly don’t remember, it all blends together) trek through every single thing I own at home and sorting it into the following categories:

Too Fun to Get Rid Of

Get Out Of My Sight

Someone Else Please Deal With This

Might As Well Keep, I’m Trying To Start This New Hobby That I Could Use That For

Man, That Was A Good Time *Toss*

I Can’t Believe I Did/Said/Wrote That, When I Find It Again In Another 8 Years, I’ll Be Even More Unbelieving

I Want To Keep You, But I Can’t Justify It, Sorry

I’m Not Saying You’re Worthless, Just Worthless To Me … and Probably Everyone Else

Throwing You Away Is Wasteful, But So Is Keeping You

Protect At All Costs

Will Lower The Property Value Of The Landfill

Life inventory is exhausting. Now, for my Atlanta stuff …